so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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