oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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