so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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