my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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