Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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