Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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