we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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