I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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