you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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