No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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