Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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