Christians are straight up FREAKS
i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
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