Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I forget how to act sober
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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