just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
are you so shy because you have an std?
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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