I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize
