You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
did i just pee glitter
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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