I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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