i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You pole danced in your parka.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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