I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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