i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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