love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
Randomize
