HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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