i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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