Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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