living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I lost the right to judge tonight
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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