I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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