Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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