just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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