tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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