i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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