I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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