just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Randomize
