North Korea, Best Korea!
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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