I could make wine with my vomit
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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