I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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