Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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