spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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