he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
