ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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