Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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