i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
The beer is more important than you right now.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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