How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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