It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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