just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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