we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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