they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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