have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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