3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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