Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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