Do vagina's smell?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
They took my balls.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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