i would punch a child for taco bell
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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