birth control should be required to get into college
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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