Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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