My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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