gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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