honey bunches of taint.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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