Your dad touched me again.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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