who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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