I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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