these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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