Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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