From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
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