elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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