Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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